Sunday, May 27, 2007

Are You a Sex Goddess?

here lies the result of my tickle test:

Are You a Sex Goddess?

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

DIANA, the Goddess of the Virgin Wild.
You are extremely desirable, but untouchable. As the deity of chastity and virginity, you live by your values. Your sexual desires simmer beneath a firm moral resolve. But you are far from a prude! The natural sensuality that you exude just makes you all the more desirable to your suitors. They know that your bedroom is a shrine, and you won't share it with just anyone. Wherever your journey takes you, you leave a trail of heartbroken men behind. You probably take sex very seriously, and share it only with someone that you love. You truly enjoy the romance of courtship, but you stick to the ideals you've set for yourself. Any guy who doesn't respect your boundaries is ancient history. You truly understand the meaning of love and will not settle for anything less than perfection. For the lucky guy who finds his way to your heart, suddenly the light comes shining down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!


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wahaha! it's true!

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

tangang buhay to uo....

bat ba nakakaasar ang lahat ng tao ngayong gabi...
nako napakasaket na ng ulo ko at lalamunan kakapigil ng galit.
gagigil... bat ba ko biniyayaan ng gabing tulad nito!
hay... hinahayblad na naman ata ako.
kaasar...
ang sarapsarap magwala pero syempre kailangang pigilin..
kaya ako nahahayblad e
una.. ung pagtago ng celfone ko..
takteng yan..
iniwan ko lang saglit dahil nagpaload ako
tinopak na naman yung nagtatago..
bad mood pa at hndi pa ko kinikibo kng san nya nilagay yung celpone ko.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy..........
ansaket na ng lalamunan ko dahil gusto kong maiyak sa galit...
pangalawa..... sumagot ako sa telepono! taena dapat pinababayaan ko na lang e..
akalain mu ba namang ayaw pang sagutin.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy.......... tinatanong ko na nga kung anong isasagot ko, ayaw pa kong sagutin ng matino! rarrr!!! buti sana kung hindi ako nabadtrip beforehand... but no! badtrip na badtrip na ko nun at kahet sinoli pa yung celpone ko, hindi ako ganun kadaling makarecover!!!!!
tae! tao ako! may pakiramdam! punyeta.. ayan taena... naluluha na ko... mamamatay ako ng maaga nito dahil sa kunsomisyon at alta-presyon...
eto pang huli.... matutulog na nga e... kmusta naman 4:20am na... tas syempre maaga-aga akong magigising dahel malamang-lamang... mainet...
bukod pa dun e kukunin na yung passport ko...
so bale... sinong matinong tao ang makakatulog sa inet ng walang elektrik pan... so bale itatapat ko na sa itaas para maaccommodate kame pereho...
bigla ba namang humirit na "matutulog ka na? makakatulog na dapat ako e... mamaya ka na"
e matutulog na ko e...
"e inaantok ka na ba?"
tanggalang yan...
uo na! ikaw na! ikaw na! ikaw na ang may karapatan!
ikaw lang!
e wala naman akong magagawa kund imaging sunudsunuran lang e.
lecheng utang na loob yan.
pinatay nyo na dapat ako nuon pa!
wala naman akong silbi e.
reklamo lang ako ng reklamo gaya nito!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Love at first sight.

I was having arguments with myself regarding the spelling of lavender in the past three days. Now I know, it’s not lav(a)nder.

In the past weeks, I got trouble sleeping.
My mind seems to have forgotten what it was like to love it.
I tried reading a book… but to no avail.
Monday started and I watched wowowee on tv.
My knowledge enhanced and my mind’s flirtatious demands also increased.
A lavender rose signifies love at first sight.

And so, I made those sleepless nights worthwhile to play with.
I daydreamed.
I like to receive one from someone I like.
Giggle… giggle…

I have someone in mind. =^_^=

O well… you’ll remain an illusion.

MEANING OF ROSE COLORS

I have read this somewhere and noted it for future use. Let me know if someone else have more to contribute to this list.
Black Roses signify Death
Coral Rose conveys desire
Lavender Roses symbolize love at first sight and enhancement
Orange Roses indicate enthusiasm, desire and fascination
Pink (Deep) says Thank You
Pink (Light) Rose conveys admiration, gentleness, grace, gladness, joy and sweetness
Pink Rose carry the message of happiness, gracefulness and gentleness
Red Roses symbolize sincere Love, Respect, Courage & Passion
Red (Dark) Rose reveals unconscious beauty
Red (Single) means "I Love You"
Red & White Roses together signify unity
Single Rose in any color expresses simplicity and gratitude
White Roses express Purity/heavenly, secrecy, silence, innocence and charm
White (Bridal) Rose symbolizes a happy love
Yellow Roses indicate joy, gladness, friendship and "I Care"
Yellow Rose with Red Tip indicates friendship falling in Love

The description after the color indicates how you feel about the person to whom you are sending the rose. By the way, black does not always mean that you wish the recipient to be dead; it can also be a wish for your own death, perhaps if you just can't live with the way the situation stands.c/o http://www.shabbir.com/romance/rosemean.html

• Red: love
• Pink: grace, gentle feelings of love
• Dark Pink: gratitude
• Light Pink: admiration, sympathy
• White: innocence, purity, secrecy, friendship, reverence and humility.
• Yellow: Yellow roses generally mean dying love or platonic love. In German-speaking countries, however, they can mean jealousy and infidelity.
• Yellow with red tips: Friendship, falling in love
• Orange: passion
• Burgundy: beauty
• Blue: mystery
• Green: calm
• Black: slavish devotion (as a true black rose is impossible to produce)
• Purple: protection (paternal/maternal love)
c/o http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose#Symbolism

==I liked the first set better…